underqualified as f_ck

Relationships, described in a play.

On words, that is.

Try not to rush into anything.

This ISN’T a race; this isn’t a relay-tionship.

Hopefully you guys are in the same boat,

Or else he might sail away on the Relation Ship.

Treat each other well,

Or it might turn into relation-shit.

But just make sure you’re ready

For a real-ationship.